Last Updated: February 25, 2016
· yuvi

Programming Languages One-liners

thought about this as a joke, because I ****ing hate PHP. Then it made me laugh so I made a bunch of others. Enjoy and or express your protest and anger (if you're a php programmer, you should have a lot of it)

PHP = terrible_bash_syntax + inconsistency + bad_oop - everything_good_about_python - everything_good_about_javascript

Python = fun - performence + whacky_error_detection + white_space - brackets

Javascript = repetitiveness + confusing_oop + too_many_lines

jQuery = Javascript + fun - too_many_lines

Ruby = Python - readability

Django = Python + web_development + awesomeness

RubyOnRails = Django - Python + Ruby + better_implementation

C = too_many_lines + vulnerability

C++ = C + oop - vulnerability + shotgun

C# = Microsoft + C++ - too_many_lines

CSS3 = Perfection

SASS = CSS - too_many_lines

That's just what comes to mind. Suggest others in the comments and I'll edit them in (if they'll be good)

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Let me get it straight:

Django = Rails - Ruby + Python - good_design
Ruby = Python - ugly_off_side_rule + awesome_clojures + omg_dsls_was_never_so_eazy + rubygems + bundler + easy_chains
over 1 year ago ·


So I'm taking it you're a hardcore Ruby fan. Alright. But you've missed the point a little. I'm not here to ditch on a certain language (unless it's ****ing PHP). I'm looking for the linux sucks method of intentionally making fun of the things you love and pointing out their flaws.

Come on, lets see you rip on Ruby a bit. Try it, it'll be a lot more fun.

over 1 year ago ·

Sass is even more fun than CSS :P, anyway nice stuff to read


over 1 year ago ·

SASS Added. Thanks.

over 1 year ago ·

C++ = C + oop - vulnerability

how come - vul.?

over 1 year ago ·

You've done it, you've proven how gratuitous pseudo code is outside of computation!

over 1 year ago ·


C Pointers are insecure and vulnerable (if not used right, anyway). As a friend of mine likes to say - with C you can easily shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ it's harder, but if you do it's with a shotgun (hence the equation above)

over 1 year ago ·

C++ = C + oop + ugly_sintax

over 1 year ago ·