Programming Languages One-liners
thought about this as a joke, because I ****ing hate PHP. Then it made me laugh so I made a bunch of others. Enjoy and or express your protest and anger (if you're a php programmer, you should have a lot of it)
PHP = terrible_bash_syntax + inconsistency + bad_oop - everything_good_about_python - everything_good_about_javascript
Python = fun - performence + whacky_error_detection + white_space - brackets
Javascript = repetitiveness + confusing_oop + too_many_lines
jQuery = Javascript + fun - too_many_lines
Ruby = Python - readability
Django = Python + web_development + awesomeness
RubyOnRails = Django - Python + Ruby + better_implementation
C = too_many_lines + vulnerability
C++ = C + oop - vulnerability + shotgun
C# = Microsoft + C++ - too_many_lines
CSS3 = Perfection
SASS = CSS - too_many_linesThat's just what comes to mind. Suggest others in the comments and I'll edit them in (if they'll be good)
Written by Yuval Bar-On
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Let me get it straight:
Django = Rails - Ruby + Python - good_design
Ruby = Python - ugly_off_side_rule + awesome_clojures + omg_dsls_was_never_so_eazy + rubygems + bundler + easy_chains
So I'm taking it you're a hardcore Ruby fan. Alright. But you've missed the point a little. I'm not here to ditch on a certain language (unless it's ****ing PHP). I'm looking for the linux sucks method of intentionally making fun of the things you love and pointing out their flaws.
Come on, lets see you rip on Ruby a bit. Try it, it'll be a lot more fun.
Sass is even more fun than CSS :P, anyway nice stuff to read
Cheers!
@krzochalski
SASS Added. Thanks.
C++ = C + oop - vulnerability
how come - vul.?
You've done it, you've proven how gratuitous pseudo code is outside of computation!
C Pointers are insecure and vulnerable (if not used right, anyway). As a friend of mine likes to say - with C you can easily shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ it's harder, but if you do it's with a shotgun (hence the equation above)
C++ = C + oop + ugly_sintax
