This is FREE software and...

"...if it destroys your computer, rapes your pet, installs Win98 on your toaster and microwave, stops your pacemaker, causes sexual dysfunction, and turns your children into fucked-up trenchcoat-wearing teens carrying guns and worshipping Hitler, don't blame me because I told you it could do that and you went ahead and used it anyway."

-- James Turinsky
http://web.archive.org/web/20010418153836/http://projects.is.asu.edu/pipermail/slash-help/1999-October/000638.html

Gist: http://gist.github.com/2397031