A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. I am made up of 40% Dolomite. I was born at a very young age. I am especially gifted when it comes to napping. My hobbies include trying to elevate small talk to medium talk and trying to bring back roller disco. Every other Tuesday I stay in indoors because I ooze pure awesomeness and I don't want people to get distracted.